Jon and Glen switch roles and are small plastic boys this week. Glen tried to plastic shame LEGO back in elementary school. Buy and wear this Dookie King dress you cowards. Not surprisingly, Jon and Glen were big nerds who built a lot of LEGO as kids, so they actually kind of know this one.
Dr. Carl Gary Arnsworth or some dumb name was the cat who named this sleepy neurological disorder. Lotta tangents. We have gone zero (0) episodes without mentioning pee. Jon and Glen keep the same things in the same pockets, but Jon has too many keys. Batman: Nosferatu should be called Batman: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari and everyone (or just Glen apparently) knows it. We grow our ever-increasing list of promised spec scripts to try […]
Glen’s sick. Jon’s got stuff. So we’re back with a classic episode. Remember corduroy? That good bumpy cloth that makes you look like you teach freshmen English? Is this the one where we coined the phrase “duty cyclers”? It might be. Genuinely don’t remember, and I’m on a lot of cough medicine.
Who invented these little vinegar friends? Do they pee on dead sharks in Norway? Lutefisk got the flow that make your booty go. Go pee pee on that stinky cabbage? Plus a new segment where we put our friends on blast for bad suggestions some of which are actually very very good. Hey also I don’t know why this picture I drew of a pickle looks weird. I think because my phone was in Dark […]
War is messy. A lot of dookie. Somebody’s gotta clean it up. Enter Mario and his magic backpack in the classic game Super Mario Sunshine. A game about cleaning up dead turtles and monster turds.
Baby alpacas are called “Doug” We should maybe stop doing animals on this show? Peru gets another mention. Glen could probably carry one alpaca.
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This dude got killed a bunch of times and didn’t die, but does he fuck though? He’s in most comic books. His dude is Bartok the bat. Guy loves poison. Glen has a T-shirt that says “No.” in big letters and too many people talk to him about it. Jon is Spider-man. Glen talks about Buckaroo Banzai and Pee-wee’s Playhouse, again. Get it wet, Raspy!
Neither of your hosts actually like Superman as a character, but Glen is super interested in his history. No ghosts this week! (Or ever because ghosts aren’t real) What are Superman’s powers and when did he get them? What legal struggles surrounded this superb boy? Who even are his friends? Learn a lot about Superman as Glen and Jon spiral into an existential crisis about what this podcast even is anymore!
We’re talking about the Pallas Cat this week. Glen had no idea what that was. Jon thought he did. We just talked about cats a lot, and a decent amount about Cats, and honestly not enough about ALF. Our studio is frankly overrun with ghosts even though ghosts aren’t real. We want to hear Gordon Shumway’s rendition of “Memories”.