Glen contends that all sports are bad, but we can all agree that this one sucks.
Astrology (ugh)
Astrology is nothing but ya boys talk about it anyway because that’s how this dumb show works.
Sponges
Oh the hubris! The boys talkin’ about sponges. What is sponges? They squish. We know that. Turtles love this little squish pods. Sponges are coral that skipped leg day. Sponges is nasty freaks.
Speed Skating
A lot of Apolo Ohno talk on this one. What if skating was Sonic the Hedgehog? How good is Glen’s dad at ice skating really though? Are Jon and Glen really contentious with each other in this one? You bet!
Igloos
Glen knows about igloos because of a weird book he read as a kid instead of going outside or making friends. Jon has his feelings hurt because Glen doesn’t listen, but Glen doesn’t remember exactly what Jon was mad about because he wasn’t listening. This is a very good suggy jest and a very bad Wikipedia page.
Golden Rectangle
What’s the best rectangle? Turns out we have very strong opinions. They’re wrong. But we have them. Learn a math thing and also learn that we don’t know everything, but we do agree that Chris Gethard is a delight! We also stumble across a great prank one of you could AND SHOULD DO to burn us.
Epaulette Sharks
Da fuk even are sharks tho? Classic Jon and Glen not knowing things energy on this one, folks. But man oh man, we somehow land on some facts. Conner friggin loves sharks.
Tupperware Live at the SteelStacks Improv Festival
Jon and Glen returned to the SteelStacks Improv Festival, the PREMIERE east coast improvisation festival. Did we cheat and use the same photo from last year’s festival because we didn’t get a picture this time? Sure. Do we know everything there is to know about Tupperware and do a really good job relaying that information to an audience in a shorter-than-usual amount of time? Of course not. Do we hold hands? Famously.
Battery Compartments? Leyden Jars Maybe?
Jon got real peppy about a listener suggestion, but Glen knew the real answer and there wasn’t a Wikipedia page for it anyway so the boys talk about leyden jars for a while. Ben Franklin makes an appearance.
Large Hadron Collider
Glen’s dumb nemesis Ben dropped this hot suggy jest, but Glen is a big friggin nerd who used to write about the LHC professionally, so this week GLEN. CAME. TO. PLAY. Jon says some stuff too. Hey, also this episode was recorded before last week’s episode but we released them out of order because Avalanches was going to be our holiday episode, but then we didn’t release a holiday episode, and then it was […]