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The Nazca Lines

The Nazca Lines
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They’re lines in Peru that are carved into the ground to make big pictures you can see from high up. Glen and Jon both agree that Space Balls is weak, but the “combing the desert” gag is perfect. Glen lost his sense of whimsy. The easiest explanation is usually the right one, so they’re probably just lines that people cut into the ground because they had a big flat area and thought it was cool. We’re […]

Black Holes

Black Holes

 
 
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An important update about our standings on the Niger podcast charts. Glen wears sunglasses because he’s a BigTime Boy. Two spacey eps in a row, so Glen’s doing a lot of the heavy lifting again. Black holes are space toilets. Jon drops a Coriolis Effect reference. Bill De Blasio, Jon, and Glen all love ska. Star go boom boom pow then gets teeny tiny and is a toilet now.

The Hubble Space Telescope

The Hubble Space Telescope
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Thanks to Aliya Brown for the suggestion this week. Glen touts his credits to try to flesh out his non-existent Wikipedia page. Jon needs more credits. Glen has worked as a professional science writer covering space news, and really should have done better on this episode. The telescope was named after astronomer Edwin Hubble. When the Hubble first launched NASA realized they goofed it and astronauts had to go fix it. Sandra Bullock probably jumps from […]

German Chocolate Cake

German Chocolate Cake
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We got a hot suggy gest this week. Glen breathes into the microphone weird this time. (Sorry.) The boyz lock into some hard choices early and stick with them. Glen does not care for cake, and will neither seek it out or slap it out of your hand. An intern is taken to task. We fucks wit some bread, but danishes are right out. A lot of tangents this week because Jon and Glen don’t […]

Ways to Destroy Martin Tower

Ways to Destroy Martin Tower

 
 
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The boys get topical this week as we memorialize Bethlehem’s Biggest Boi, Martin Tower. The former home of Bethlehem Steel is coming down Sunday morning with some old fashioned implosion, but it’s not too late to change the plan. Can Glen bite the tower down? Which lesser Godzilla character could Bethlehem get to push it over? What about just calling some junk haulers? How could Marvel get involved? Some really great ideas plus the return […]

Magic: The Gathering

Magic: The Gathering
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We recorded this Little Buddy LIVE in front of an audience at the great Brew HA HA variety show at the Allentown Brew Works Glen doesn’t trust wizards, of the coast or otherwise. Jon was a big Magic player in his youth, but Glen was too poor. Thankfully this one doesn’t count towards our score, because OF COURSE the Magic: The Gathering Wikipedia page is ROBUST. Jon refuses to talk about tapping mana, but Glen keeps talking […]

Warren G. Harding

Warren G. Harding

 
 
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We break a few of our rules, like not doing episodes about people. The G stands for goddamn was this guy bad at being President. “I am not fit for this office and should never have been here,” is a real quote from him back when Presidents were self-aware. Teddy Roosevelt was probably a Bull Moose candidate? Warren G. Harding failed to regulate. Jon and Glen pitch National Treasure 3: The Search for Warren G. […]

Tufted Titmouse

Tufted Titmouse
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It’s a bird and not a mouse and definitely not a bird with big naturals. Shout out to our first bird episode, Cardinals, and our friend Suzy at The Casual Birder podcast. We are very sorry for not knowing more about birds. Multiple birds have boob-themed names because one birder who named them is nasty. What even is a tuft? Starling & Grackle is a TNT female-led detective show, and it’s GREAT. Jon really does […]

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