What’s the best rectangle? Turns out we have very strong opinions. They’re wrong. But we have them. Learn a math thing and also learn that we don’t know everything, but we do agree that Chris Gethard is a delight! We also stumble across a great prank one of you could AND SHOULD DO to burn us.
Da fuk even are sharks tho? Classic Jon and Glen not knowing things energy on this one, folks. But man oh man, we somehow land on some facts. Conner friggin loves sharks.
Jon and Glen returned to the SteelStacks Improv Festival, the PREMIERE east coast improvisation festival. Did we cheat and use the same photo from last year’s festival because we didn’t get a picture this time? Sure. Do we know everything there is to know about Tupperware and do a really good job relaying that information to an audience in a shorter-than-usual amount of time? Of course not. Do we hold hands? Famously.
Jon got real peppy about a listener suggestion, but Glen knew the real answer and there wasn’t a Wikipedia page for it anyway so the boys talk about leyden jars for a while. Ben Franklin makes an appearance.
Glen’s dumb nemesis Ben dropped this hot suggy jest, but Glen is a big friggin nerd who used to write about the LHC professionally, so this week GLEN. CAME. TO. PLAY. Jon says some stuff too. Hey, also this episode was recorded before last week’s episode but we released them out of order because Avalanches was going to be our holiday episode, but then we didn’t release a holiday episode, and then it was […]
It’s just a buncha snow slam-jammin around all over the crazy place. We don’t know a lot about avalanches but scientists don’t either, so this page is pretty buck wild. Loads. Speed Racer comes up a lot.
Did you ask for Bluetooth headphones for the holidays? Learn how they work and why they’re called that in this classic episode!
Lazy art this week because Glen is violently ill. Will eating peppercorns help? Probably not! These little spicy rocks make your stuff tasty. Wars were fought over this shit. Seriously though Glen is so so sick please send medicine?
There’s two people at the dinner party this week. Twist those nasty little knobs you absolute freak. Jon’s out here coining phrases left and right. He has no faith in Etch A Sketch artists. Etchie Sketchie is in the Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester, New York. Glen will be there doing jokes on December 26th if you’re into it.
Jon and Glen switch roles and are small plastic boys this week. Glen tried to plastic shame LEGO back in elementary school. Buy and wear this Dookie King dress you cowards. Not surprisingly, Jon and Glen were big nerds who built a lot of LEGO as kids, so they actually kind of know this one.