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The Grass Roots

The Grass Roots
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Jon discovers ASMR Narrowly avoided a Lucky Number Slevin episode Creed Bratton, Glen’s personal friend (they met exactly one time when Glen opened for him), was a member of The Grass Roots That fact impressed Bill Tickle Their big hit was Bill Tickle’s favorite jam, “Love Wheel” about one of the wheel’s on Creed’s first car Glen knows nothing about any band that isn’t Harvey Danger Grass, a plant, pulls water from the ground with its […]

Tiger Sharks (Live at SteelStacks Improv Festival)

Tiger Sharks (Live at SteelStacks Improv Festival)
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Goofus, Bitey, and Side-Eyeballs were the Street Sharks. Bitey was the tiger shark. Tiger sharks live in the pacific ocean but also sometimes on the land. That’s why nobody expects to be attacked by a shark in the jungle. Kingdom: Animalea Phylum: Sharkey Order: Cheetera Family: Street Sharks Genus: Teethy Species: Stripey Bite Fish Tiger sharks ranges between 2.5′ to 3.5′ feet long and weight some kilograms but nobody knows what a kilogram actually weighs. […]

Hollow Earth Theory

Hollow Earth Theory
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What is Hollow Earth Theory and why is it stupid? Did Tarzan ever climb in the Earth’s butthole and fight a dinosaur? Did Jeffrey Dahmer ever throw a party? Glen accidentally invents a new religion. Are we in the balloon or out of it? It’s dumb either way. Glen and Jon don’t agree on the Watchmen movie, but do agree that Zack Snyder is bad. Glen makes a joke about Cadbury Cream Eggs he’s not […]

LaserDisc

LaserDisc
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IT’S A SUPERIOR FORMAT, DOUG Nobody abbreviates LaserDisc or BluRay, nor should they. VHS can suck it. ET and Jaws are basically the same. What even is analog though? Learn about a sandwich John Loves. The Voyager probes are all up in the Ort Cloud.

Mole People

Mole People
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Long road to get to the topic this week due to our nation’s crumbling infrastructure, specifically a water main under Glen’s house. Did mole people break the pipe trying to take over the surface world? Yes. Almost definitely they did. Was HG Wells a mole person? Again. Yes. You can write a whole book about mole people and get it published without any verifiable facts so someone should let Jon and Glen do exactly that. […]

Taylor Ham (Not Pork Roll)

Taylor Ham (Not Pork Roll)
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Scandal rocked the chess world the week we recorded this so Jon couldn’t stop Glen from talking about it. Anyway, it’s Taylor Ham not pork roll. Taylor invented that shit and dude deserves some credit. There’s a legit fascinating legal battle over what to call this shit. Glen’s dad makes a pork roll egg and cheese sandwich called the Egg McTickle (pictured above) that Glen thinks should be called the Egg TickMuffin. Glen really seems […]

Microwave Oven

Microwave Oven
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This week, college students think Glen is their dad, so we talk about microwaving turkey. You can put more metal in a microwave than you would think. Giraffes use subsonic infrasound and someone that leads to microwaves. Microwaving for One is the saddest book. The Empire State Building would cook King Kong. Nothing bad can happen to you and you’re indestructible.

Circus Peanuts

Circus Peanuts
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Circus peanuts taste like the bottom of a sneaker.   Circus peanuts are good and you should give them a try. Yeezys taste like waffle fries. I want to plant a flag… in your butt. The Ringling Brothers invented the circus peanuts, and that’s why they got top billing over P.T. Barnum. We want Dax Shepherd and Rob Delaney to recreate this photo from the circus peanut wikipedia page. Glen’s baby loves little chompies. Go […]

Carnivals (Live)

Carnivals (Live)
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Carnal means “flesh”. It’s another live episode, and like all great live episodes, THERE WERE AUDIO ISSUES, but it’s a fun episode, so just go with it. Turns out Glen and Jon get argumentative when there’s an audience. Sister Agnes isn’t a nun anymore. You can’t juggle in the same town forever, so you gotta take that show on the road. Glen’s catholic elementary school has a carnival every year and he won’t shut up […]

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