Pennsylvania is ranked 3rd for Bigfoot sightings. Bigfoot isn’t real. Bigfoot shops at Giant, but isn’t real. But even fake animals love seltzer. Glen violates his SodaStream terms of service on the reg. Wookies are space bigfoots. Glen doesn’t believe in Bigfoot, but Bigfoot believes in himself. Glen’s tablet wasn’t working so he didn’t draw bigfoot and just used a photo of Harry from Harry and the Hendersons because it’s the best Bigfoot story.
KIND OF A BUMMER THIS TIME Y’ALL Who snatch that baby? Potentially Glen’s late beloved grandfather but it probably wasn’t him unless it was? THE GREAT BABY CAPER! Glen shares the harrowing tale of a time he had to open an airplane door mid-flight! Humphrey Bogart’s ghost stops by the studio for some reason.
Whatewegotta say here? Otters are cute as hell. Their turds have special names. What is it? Listen to the episode. We both like otters a lot. River otters are better than sea otters. They’re not rodents. Veeeeery little Buckaroo Banzai or Smashmouth talk in this one.
It was supposed to be Jon’s time to shine, but y’all done goofed it up. We love jokes, but they make terrible submissions when we ask for topics. We speed round some not-great audience suggestions (suggy jests). Glen knows how to love Glen. Jon knows Jon. Jon doesn’t chess. Sloths poop cute. Be specific about your hat suggestions or we’ll call you.
Shout out to undercover agent Kathy Quick for the suggestion this week. Rambutans are a fruit that look like weird alien balls. They’re pretty good. Jon’s never had one, but Glen has because he is worldly and kind. Get em at a grocery story and try em out. They yum yum.
This was a LOST episode from a few weeks ago. If you’re keeping track of the score (we know you aren’t) then this explains the jump after the last live episode. Also this is a great episode, KEVIN. Fish sticks! We stand up to some English usurpers trying to lay claim to this American classic. John Paul Coulter should play the Gorton’s Fisherman in commercials and for our amusement.
It’s when your brain makes a peanut butter jelly sandwich in the wrong order. It’s in a great Rilo Kiley song! Ghosts still aren’t real! The worst movies to have on the TV when you have sleep paralysis are Caddy Shack and The Hunt for Red October. Is The Babadook about sleep paralysis? Probably not. Tell Jon about your sleep paralysis episodes but not Glen. Jon has empathy and free time. Jon talks a lot about pee in […]
They’re lines in Peru that are carved into the ground to make big pictures you can see from high up. Glen and Jon both agree that Space Balls is weak, but the “combing the desert” gag is perfect. Glen lost his sense of whimsy. The easiest explanation is usually the right one, so they’re probably just lines that people cut into the ground because they had a big flat area and thought it was cool. We’re […]
An important update about our standings on the Niger podcast charts. Glen wears sunglasses because he’s a BigTime Boy. Two spacey eps in a row, so Glen’s doing a lot of the heavy lifting again. Black holes are space toilets. Jon drops a Coriolis Effect reference. Bill De Blasio, Jon, and Glen all love ska. Star go boom boom pow then gets teeny tiny and is a toilet now.
Thanks to Aliya Brown for the suggestion this week. Glen touts his credits to try to flesh out his non-existent Wikipedia page. Jon needs more credits. Glen has worked as a professional science writer covering space news, and really should have done better on this episode. The telescope was named after astronomer Edwin Hubble. When the Hubble first launched NASA realized they goofed it and astronauts had to go fix it. Sandra Bullock probably jumps from […]