The boys get topical this week as we memorialize Bethlehem’s Biggest Boi, Martin Tower. The former home of Bethlehem Steel is coming down Sunday morning with some old fashioned implosion, but it’s not too late to change the plan. Can Glen bite the tower down? Which lesser Godzilla character could Bethlehem get to push it over? What about just calling some junk haulers? How could Marvel get involved? Some really great ideas plus the return […]
We recorded this Little Buddy LIVE in front of an audience at the great Brew HA HA variety show at the Allentown Brew Works Glen doesn’t trust wizards, of the coast or otherwise. Jon was a big Magic player in his youth, but Glen was too poor. Thankfully this one doesn’t count towards our score, because OF COURSE the Magic: The Gathering Wikipedia page is ROBUST. Jon refuses to talk about tapping mana, but Glen keeps talking […]
We break a few of our rules, like not doing episodes about people. The G stands for goddamn was this guy bad at being President. “I am not fit for this office and should never have been here,” is a real quote from him back when Presidents were self-aware. Teddy Roosevelt was probably a Bull Moose candidate? Warren G. Harding failed to regulate. Jon and Glen pitch National Treasure 3: The Search for Warren G. […]
It’s a bird and not a mouse and definitely not a bird with big naturals. Shout out to our first bird episode, Cardinals, and our friend Suzy at The Casual Birder podcast. We are very sorry for not knowing more about birds. Multiple birds have boob-themed names because one birder who named them is nasty. What even is a tuft? Starling & Grackle is a TNT female-led detective show, and it’s GREAT. Jon really does […]
Jon descends into madness this week while chronically his feelings about not being on the episode last week.
Glen is flying solo this week because he’s been traveling. He tries to recreate the magic of his perfect score on a 5th Grade test labeling a blank map of the United States with state names and capitols. He does not.
Sometimes you gotta get weird. Branch out. Make laser noises. Dr. Robotnik’s backstory is buck wild. He’s a round man who likes to be in round things. He stole all the animals except Sonic and Tails. Hedgehogs are dumb and bad at running, so Robotnik should really have been better at catching Sonic. The silly cartoon Sonic is better than the serious cartoon Sonic. Jon reveals the ultimate secret of Sonic & Knuckles and when […]
Get some hot nut butter down your gullet and enjoy this week’s episode. Get some sugar and gelatin and whip that business up. You can make marshmallows at home but honestly it’s just not worth it. Words and bugs are different. Marshmallow is also an herb that they made a bad candy from, but it’s not in marshmallows now. Eat bugs. Marshmallow Peeps are delicious but Glen hates their lifeless doll eyes. Swallow the king […]
We learn we’re the 15th most popular comedy podcast in Niger. We challenge the very meaning of what it means to be a xylophone. Xylophone is the X in our Phonetic Alphabet. Jon knows a lot of instruments, but Jen Carlson wants to know about xylophones. Glen tells some stories about high school to stall for time. Jon famously dated Mariah Carey for a while. If you’re looking for anyone to say an unkind word […]
Go ahead and rate and subscribe please. Recumbent bicycles are the Squatty Potties of bicycles. Glen didn’t die on the way home from recording this episode like he thought he might. Recumbent bicycles have real, measurable advantages over traditional bicycles and are great for the environment, but boy howdy do they make you look like a real dinkus. Ed Begley Jr. loves these things (we think?) That Dyson vacuum guy invented them probably. Evan Williamson […]